My dear family! When it was harder to find the word "Fu" in European supermarkets than to find a partner?, I finally realized: the essence of celebrating the Spring Festival is to defeat magic with magic!
?3-piece set for Chinese New Year(Beggar version)
1️⃣ DIY Spring Festival Couplets: A4 paper + marker pen = calligraphy master (if your handwriting is ugly, please look for "creative abstract style"), stick it on the door to scare away foreign neighbors
2️⃣ Firecrackers: Too expensive to throw firecrackers? Remember to record a video and post it on TikTok when squeezing the bubble film to decompress it # electronic firecracker challenge
3️⃣ Ancestor worship metaphysics: Play "Go Home Often" + arrange Want Want snow cakes on a plate in front of the computer, the WiFi signal is like incense (warning mom if you see it⚠️)
?New Year's Eve dinner failure
▪️ Tried to bake rice cakes in a pizza oven - got charcoal-flavored rice cakes
▪️Pretending to make longevity noodles, the local roommate praised me for being a "good Italian cook" (???
▪️The ultimate killer: mix everything with Lao Gan Ma! Spicy enough to make you cry, just like saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new…
?Cyber New Year Strategy
✔️Grab red envelopes in the early morning in China? Set 10 alarms and still oversleep (but watching live broadcasts on QuickFox is not laggy! I recently logged in to get a 15-day membership for free, which is really good ? I secretly heard that I can grab the out-of-print WeChat red envelope cover)
✔️ Essential tips for toasting on Zoom: Pour the red wine into a thermos cup, with only the rim of the cup visible on camera
✔️ Instagram #ChineseNewYearChallenge requires scheming: Use an accelerator to load 4K cross-dressing videos, making the 5-cent special effects look like Hollywood blockbusters
?Breaking Defense Moment
When my German roommate pointed at the Spring Festival Gala and asked, "Is this the Chinese version of the Super Bowl?"...
When the Chinese Super League APP was offering discounts during the New Year’s shopping festival, I found that international postage was more expensive than ginseng…
When I accidentally sent the dumplings to the class group, I received 20 "?" and 1 Italian dumpling emoji...
?Unpopular skills get
▪️Use Sephora red eyeshadow to put cinnabar mole on forehead
▪️Red underwear in supermarket as hair string (full of metaphysics in the year of birth)
▪️I searched for "Chinese red" on Amazon and bought chili sauce instead...Now my whole family thinks I'm a Sichuan chef
# On the fact that all international students are scheming Chinese #
# Without conditions, feudal superstition is created #
#QuickFox let me install # on TikTok
(Easter egg ?: I heard that a certain accelerator is doing [Sky Drop Membership]?? Log in and get a random duration! I was lucky enough to win 30 days... This overwhelming wealth is finally my turn!!)
