Who knows, my family!Lantern FestivalAt that time, the Italian girl was studying in the supermarket how to disguise the pizza dough.Glutinous rice flour"…I suggest that the pasta section be renamed "Eastern Mysterious Ingredients Section" (foreigners can't tell the difference anyway)sweet dumplingThe difference between it and mochi ?)
?Dark Art of War by Tangyuan
▪️The filling genius: Dove chocolate is broken into pieces and stuffed into dough, and it is called "lava dumplings"
▪️Epidermal Witchcraft: Can't buy glutinous rice flour? Use potato starch + flour, the finished product is as chewy as ping-pong (don't ask why it floats after cooking)
▪️The Metaphysics of Soup Base: I cooked glutinous rice balls with red wine and was praised by my French roommate for being "very good at fusion"... Help me, this is a failure!!
?Lantern Festival
✔️DIY IKEA paper lanterns: When writing the word "Xiao" with a marker, my hand trembled and it turned into "Xiao"... Forget it, it's healthier to just write "Xiao"
✔️Play the Qinhuai Lantern Festival 4K video on your computer screensaver in a loop, pretending to be in the scenic area (Watching the live broadcast on QuickFox without lag is really great?)
✔️ ins post #YuanXiaoChallenge Nirvana: Use the accelerator to load the cross-dressing video, if it is stuck in PPT, just say it is a retro film style
?Defense Breaking Scene
When I was eating glutinous rice balls via video link in China, I was mocked for "eating like Sadako in the PPT" because of the network card...
When I bought sesame filling on the Chinese Super League app, I found that the shipping fee was enough to buy 10 bags of frozen dumplings...
When I gave my Spanish professor homemade rice balls, he dipped them in ketchup and said, "Chinese gnocchi are really special"…
?Cross-border online Lantern Festival secrets
1️⃣ Zoom riddle: Translating "pillow" into "sleeping bread" immediately made the audience feel awkward
2️⃣ Grab red envelopes in WeChat group: Set an alarm in the early morning and still miss it, then turn around and get a 25-day membership for free at QuickFox (given for logging in recently!)
3️⃣ Tiktok live broadcast of making glutinous rice balls: deliberately throwing the dough against the wall to prove "real handmade art"
?Unpopular sense of ceremony
▪️Cut the red bra strap to make a lantern tassel (+1 for metaphysics in the birth year)
▪️I made a miniature Kongming lantern out of coffee filter paper and released it on the balcony. The neighbor thought it was a UFO and called the police…
▪️Search "Chinese Lantern" on Amazon and buy a hot pot colander. Now it's actually very suitable for scooping out glutinous rice balls?
# On the Creative Superstition of International Students #
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