Part1 Who can understand the pain of watching football when you are overseas?

When my bestie in China was posting "Shenzhen Phoenix Mountain Stadium's stunning light show" on WeChat Moments, I was performing pupil earthquakes in front of a black screen live studio at 3 a.m. in Los Angeles - who in my family would understand! I finally found a mysterious link, and the Chinese commentary was stuck in AI electronic music. At the critical moment of the goal, a message suddenly popped up saying "Your area cannot watch" (at this time, a handsome guy angrily threw a bowl of instant noodles and decided to order QuickFox network to accelerate his return to China with one click...

Part 2: Warning: The evil use of QuickFox is revealed

1. Geographical restrictions? I'll just circle the earth three times!
Have you ever tried to greet the copyright holder's ancestors in six languages? Here's a little-known fact: Use QuickFox to switch to the "Shenzhen Node", and the sports live broadcast will instantly become 1080P + super-burning Chinese commentary. Don't ask me why I know that Emperor Li Yi's "Daybreak" quote sounds like "Wild Wolf Disco" when played at 2x speed... (Warm reminder: During the Sky Drop Membership event, you will be given a random acceleration time when you log in. The free 30-day European Qi may be higher than your home team's chance of scoring a goal)

2. The Dark Tactics of Jet Lag Survival
Domestic prime time = 3 a.m. in North America. The biological clock of contemporary Liuzi mainly follows a "hellish schedule". Solution: Use QuickFox to cache CCTV commentary videos in advance, and pretend to react in real time the next day to post a TikTok with the caption "Wei Shihao's kick made me kneel down" and receive 99+ likes, hiding your achievements and fame (tactical cough: remember to turn off the Beijing time on the video watermark)

3. Dimensionality reduction strike of barrage culture
When the English commentator translated "offside" into "off side", I immediately used QuickFox to bravely enter the Hupu arena. Looking at the screen full of "RNM refund money" and "Chinese national football team is bad but I love it", I suddenly realized - how can this be called watching football? It's clearly a cyber nostalgia treatment device! (Suddenly I was moved: when the network delay is less than 100ms, you can even grab red envelopes)

Part 3: A guide for professional (real) football fans to show off their skills

Disclaimer: This paragraph is recommended to be eaten with beer and duck tongue

• Use QuickFox to lurk into the football expert post "Can Zhang Yuning beat South Korea from the star chart?" and steal a "three-center-back system yyds" in the comment area to instantly become a football expert
• When a foreign roommate asked, "Why do Chinese people calculate the five elements when watching football?", please open the B station accelerated by QuickFox, play the collection of "The Mysteries of Eastern Metaphysics in the Asian Cup", and seriously popularize science: "This is called tactical Feng Shui! Didn't you see that the Japanese team's jerseys all use the Suzaku pattern? (Tactical glasses)" - While hiding his achievements and fame, the ? sports live broadcast on the mobile phone screen is using 8K picture quality to show Wu Lei's mysterious running position (filial death)

Part 4 Some little-known facts that make programmers panic

1. When watching live broadcasts with QuickFox, tapping the F5 key may trigger a "network acceleration attack" (actually, shouting "Chinese national football team scores a goal" is more effective than restarting the router when there is a freeze)
2. In the Discord chat group, post "Zhang Linpeng's header is very much like me in 2013", 80% probability of catching wild technical geeks teach you how to adjust accelerator parameters
3. On match day, "Log in" to QuickFox, and the random duration you receive may be longer than the Chinese national football team's possession time (suddenly tears)