2025 Shenzhen Asian Cup kicks off! Overseas fans' guide to playing badly with Chinese commentary (including strategies to prevent sudden death)

Part 1 Who understands the pain of watching football when you are overseas! When my bestie in China was posting "Shenzhen Phoenix Hill Stadium's beautiful light show" on WeChat Moments, I was performing pupil earthquakes in front of a black screen live broadcast room at 3 a.m. in Los Angeles - who in my family understands! I finally found a mysterious link, and the Chinese commentary was stuck in AI electronic music...